Scientific Latin Name
Hedonisticus Raconteurex.

Habitat
This creature is most at home in the back of her van. Sleeping in one's car is 'the new black', apparently.You are most likely to spot this creature sitting in the corner reading while some perspiring troubadour 'gives it' onstage. You can also find her reading at the pub, at the dinner table, and in a crowd, before sneaking off into the evening without saying goodbye. That's right, this creature is absolutely lacking in social graces.

Food Groups
- 60's garage, above-par bluegrass, anything that blisters the paint off the living room walls and makes one attempt to dance like Jagger.

Evolutionary Influences
Bob Ellis (human, not canine), Aline Kominsky-Crumb, John Fante, Ernest Hemingway, Annie Sprinkle.

Distinguishing Features
This species is noted as dressing like an oversized homeless child.